Fudge
Mom and Dad left for town so I decided to make some fudge.  I poured it in a plastic dish.  The dish melted and I bruned my neck.  So the secret was out that I had to fess up that I made fudge.  Luella

Peppermint Schnapps
Mom and Dad went out to do chores.  Eleanor and I got into Dad's peppermint Schnapps.  (We usually were given a teaspoonful when we had a cold and it tasted pretty good.)  The folks came in and heard us singing.  We were smashed.  I still can't stand to eat or drink anything peppermint.  -Luella